Videos (links to YouTube)

Farentheit 420

Trailer Trash

Photos/Pictures

(Various sources; click for larger view)

Steve and Mark hanging out on the roof
"Is this the Intel Building? 'Cause there's Bodies Inside!"

Mark likes pool (pocket and otherwise)
or, Screwballs in the Indie Movie!

Steve, Mark, and their costar, Baltimore (Baltimore appears without credit)

Dolph with a cigarette
(anagram: Detach a twilit gopher)

Kristi's Corpus
(see also: Gabby's Body of Work)

Caitlyn knows the way to Steve's heart... (Ladies, take note!)

Sneaking an unmoving girl into a party?
What a novel idea!

Steve, Heavyweight Fighter, takes on all comers (Mark, Cut Man, comes on all takers)

Mark runs his game, unwittingly stumbling into the Ol' Venus Guy Trap (read: unending, nonsensical conversation)

Storyboard Sample #1
Exterior of House Party

Storyboard Sample #2
Old Lance Mountain, Canada; Bar Interior

Shawn hard at work dressing the set;
Stoney, hardly working, sitting on ass

The couch
aka "Flower patterned plot driver"

Tiff and Pat, getting into character

Hey audience! This is (kind of) you!

The Eutaw set
aka the exterior you never saw

Shawn and Paul working on CK
(for those of you playing along at home, CK is an abbreviation for "Corpus Kristi")

Arts and Craft Services with Pat

JimmyO and Shawn
Indie Contemporaries, Directors, Longhaired Gentlemen

On the Set with Paul, Shawn, and Pat
aka "Hurry up and Wait"

Shawn directs Pat and Stoney's performances from deep within the Matrix

On set with April and Pat
aka "Steve assaulted by Chainsaw Sally"

On set with Brad and JimmyO
aka "Slow-ass game of pool"

Mark and Steve do their best to keep Kristi on the low-low

Mark and Steve thug it up with their new friend/furniture Kristi

Mark, Kristi, and Steve Shot! (from above)

Mark and Steve hit their vogue poses; Kristi lounges

Images/Sigs

(right-click to save; link to www.corpuskristi.com)

Flash Banners

(pictures below; right click and "save target"; links are built in)

"road to\ canada" - 595wx150h

"They didn't seek danger" - 377w x 229h

Old Stuff

(click to visit)

This was the main part of the website for a while; it still contains some fun content, but ultimately is too hard to add content to. For a snapshot of what CorpusKristi.com had to offer last year, though, it can't be beat!

This has been the front page for a good long time while we had two sections of the site. Since we've moved to a more straightforward, primarily HTML site, this one's gone the way of the dinosaurs... IN JURASSIC PARK! ("Laughter" and "Applause" signs light up, uncomfortable silence). Cause, you know, it's back... aw, screw it. Make sure to Reload several times, because we worked really hard to write the funny taglines (not to mention the code that does the work!)